Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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