He is an equal opportunity slut.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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