she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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