We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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