this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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