if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
her vagine was all disorganized.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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