I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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