I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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