I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
