I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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