Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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