1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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