Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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