She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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