I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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