Me. At least after what I've been through.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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