I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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