yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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