y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Holy shit dude........stairs
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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