There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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