problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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