Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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