Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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