Don't you send me to vm
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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