If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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