My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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