Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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