Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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