You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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