Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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