I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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