Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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