So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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