Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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