Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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