My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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