why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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