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At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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