ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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