Small penises have feelings too.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
The Olympian is in my bed
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
