we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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