Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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