Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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