I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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