I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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