this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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