Dual....:-)
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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