Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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