youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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