hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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