no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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