just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Randomize
