So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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