When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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