jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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