I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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