Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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